Take the
juice of three peanuts,
Percolate it
for three days
In your
neighbour's asshole,
Then gently
rub together
Five loaves
of blue cheese
Until they
bleed blue blood.
Simmer the
whole fucking lot
Until
there's a slight nuclear reaction.
Then add
four fluid ounces of the best German sperm -
To get a consistent and pure paste.
Mince around
the kitchen a little,
Jump for
joy,
Add the
remaining salts,
And two
packs of Seabrook crisps.
Then boil
the drivel until it flakes in your hand.
Leave to
freeze for eons,
Until it has
the consistency of love.
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