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Sunday, 16 December 2018

Recipe Forone





Take the juice of three peanuts,
Percolate it for three days
In your neighbour's asshole,
Then gently rub together
Five loaves of blue cheese
Until they bleed blue blood.
Simmer the whole fucking lot
Until there's a slight nuclear reaction.
Then add four fluid ounces of the best German sperm -
To get a consistent and pure paste.
Mince around the kitchen a little,
Jump for joy,
Add the remaining salts,
And two packs of Seabrook crisps.
Then boil the drivel until it flakes in your hand.
Leave to freeze for eons,
Until it has the consistency of love.

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