'What a nice dog the cat is'

What a nice dog the cat sincerely is.

And what a nice cat the dog sincerely is.

Who can’t say Yes! to that fact?

We like cat. You like dog.

You like dog. We like cat.

Thus both the same. No?

Cat is small, with number 4 legs…

Though slightly more.

Dog is big, with number 4 leg…

Though slightly less.

Cat tail in same place as dog tail…

Though more leftish.

Dog tail in same place as cat tail…

Though slightly rightish.

Sillyjism:

i) Cats are animals.

ii) Dogs are animals.

iii) Thereforely, cats are dogs.

There's more...

Sillyjism Second:

i) Cats are nice.

ii) Dogs are nice.

iii) Therefore both cats and dogs are nice.

To end, yet again, with a quote from the Oasis:

Cats who are dogs,

Who like dogs to be cats.

Who do dogs like they're cats,

Who do cats like they're dogs...