“We is experts”

Study 1 says, P.

Study 2 says, Not-P.

Study 3 says, Neither P nor not-not-P.

Study 4 says, Both P & Q.

Study 5 says, If P, then Q. Thereforthto neither either.

You shall surely live.

You shall surely die.

You should or you shouldn't.

Or both should and shouldn't.

It's neither this and both that,

But not and neither the other.

One or the other; or every both.

Together separately,

Or all three together.

Upward, downward or sideways.

In between or from the back.

Keep it sensible.

Eat it every day.

Floss your anus.

Bleach your teeth.

Exercise your index finger.

Take your holidays in Slough.

Eat more dripping.

Never touch your greens.

This is what the experts say.
Yes, this is what the experts say.