I wanna tell you about the purest of pure evil.
Wayne (for that’s be his name) has many dangerous tattoos.
Yea man! Tattoos of dangerous skulls in dangerous poses.
His scary t-shirts have skulls on dem too. (Skulls are evil.)
Wayne’s also got a goatee made out of hair (which grows outta his skin).
He says mothafurkaar a lot too.
And likes the freshest Metal.
Wayne once short-changed someone by couple of pence.
Smokes sweet dope for breakfast.
Drinks Jack Daniels for din-dins (though he doesn’t like it).
Only changes his underpants when on a date.
And, worst of all, visits his mummy but once a fortnight!
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