Then go if you can
stop.
Take an east turn west.
Continue five inches to
the beginning.
Cross the road while
you're still going.
Enter the nth
fucking junction
At the Corner Of,
Then gently lift
yourself through
Until you're facing
east-by-east-east.
At the top of the
so-called hill,
Take a deep breath due
north,
Take five to the right
of Four Avenue,
Pump up the volume,
Until facing your ugly
self
In your own reflection.
Munch on some punnani,
Gather up your ballbag,
Say four prayers to
Jesus H. Corbett
And begin again at the
end.
Never stop. Never
stop.
Just keep going.
You know you wanna
go.
Freshly frosted and
nearly dead
But ready to go trice
again.
Don't stop till you
go...
“Donald (‘Don’) Keekon Professor of Asstronomics”
ReplyDelete(Ceremonial Awards Brunch at Johns Burros University)
by Doug Donnan
On this auspicious occasion we would like to honor Professor Don
His twenty years of instruction in Asstronomics are truly exemplary
We do salute you professor you are quite stubbornly extraordinary!
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