Saleema Quimlan

Saleema was known to everyone who knew her.

And everyone who knew her was known to her too.
That's not at all either.
Miss Quimlan was a very special lady -
Of the type that people like
At particular times of the day.

Saleema Quimlan was a lovely lady

A charming, sweet, lovely lady.

Yes - of the type that people like

At particular times of the day.

She was so juicy in the ripe places.

So silky on the smooth surfaces.

Easy to please and eager to pleasure.

She was all to everyone

And everyone was for her.

Then one long morning

(While she was refreshing)

She tripped over her bread,

Smashed her sweet, lovely face

In exactly wrong place,

So took up knitting instead.