Glamping

We've a yurt tent (Walmart) that's two-floors high!

(Yes! What you got?)

We've a freezer, jacuzzi and lounge.

(The butler's on holiday.)

Basically, all the mod cons and more;

Plus a Victorian egg timer.

Best of all – we've central heating.

We're never cold. And never hot.

And in the campsite there's a cinema, a McDonald's, a brothel;

Plus a mini-supermarket the size of a small field.

This glamour-camping has an exotic history.

The 1920's rich safaried Africa in suits and frocks.

Their posh camps were replete with baths and champagne.

Now let's add today's en suite washrooms, bed linen,

And the proverbial kitchen sink (gold taps, of course).