A Geezer Butler

I'm a bit of one - a geezer butler.

More geezer than butler.

Though more butler than tim.

Been there.

Dunit.

Bought the t-shirt.

Knowwhatamean?

I sell my geezerishness to the posh birds.

They love it.

I sell my geezerishness to the BBC.

It buys it.

Yes, I am Geezer^TM 

The true one.

Born and bred within the sound of Bow Bells -

Or at least in Surrey.

Yeh! I'm a bitof and...

I don't mess.

I go all the way.

One o' lads and one too.

Bit of this.

Bit of that.

Bit of the other.

Under. Over. Out.

Knowwhatamean?

Love the birds.

Love the booze.

Love the birds 'n' booze.

See the match last night?

I didn't, I was posing for GQ.